20th March 2010
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Conversation with my mom about the fucking parrot next door.
- Mom-"Did you tell the bird to shut up?"
- Me-"No...I shot it"
- Mom-"Thank you."
- Mom-"Sooo, I see you got into the cookies AGAIN."
- Me-"...It was the bird..that's why I shot it"
- Me-"Damn fugitive Haitian and their freaking' parrot."
- Me-"That's dinner tonight"
